1 00:00:01,209 --> 00:00:10,759 [Theme - Jack Jones, "love boat"] 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:19,104 Theme song: Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:21,435 Come aboard. 4 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:25,731 We're expecting you. 5 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:34,947 And love-- life's sweetest reward. 6 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:35,954 Let it flow. 7 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,962 It floats back to you. 8 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:50,132 Love boat soon will be making another run. 9 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:59,056 The love boat promises something for everyone. 10 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:03,022 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 11 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:13,987 And love won't hurt anymore. 12 00:01:14,073 --> 00:01:22,423 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 13 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,209 Yes, love. 14 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:29,761 Welcome aboard. 15 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:30,799 It's love. 16 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,922 Rachel Johnson reporting for her first cruise. 17 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:05,668 I certainly hope it won't be your last. 18 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:09,380 Are you trying to tell me the captain is a rotten driver? 19 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,552 Rachel Johnson, you're in cabin 342. 20 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:12,511 That's on the promenade deck. 21 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:14,720 Just through those doors, hang a right, 22 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,261 and you're practically there. 23 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:17,014 Aye, aye, mate. 24 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,505 I'm Dr. Bricker. 25 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:21,426 If you need anything-- aspirin, band-aids, 26 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,386 a dancing partner-- call me. 27 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,186 I'm on the boat. 28 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,240 You guys, did you see that simple looking 29 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:40,373 chick going up the stairs? 30 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:41,871 Did you check her in? 31 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,083 I checked her in, and doc checked her out. 32 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:44,753 I guess she didn't trust my directions. 33 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,081 She's in promenade 342. 34 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,877 I could've sworn I told it to go through those doors. 35 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,630 Well, maybe she's got a guy stashed away on another deck. 36 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:52,513 She looks familiar to me. 37 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:53,589 What's her name? 38 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,843 Rachel Johnson. 39 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:59,135 Then you're probably not the guy she has stashed away. 40 00:02:59,220 --> 00:02:59,260 Wishful thinking, I guess. 41 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:04,977 Welcome aboard. 42 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:07,099 Mr. Krakauer, i'm captain stubing. 43 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:09,856 It's an honor to have you aboard, sir. 44 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:10,939 Thank you very much, captain. 45 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,114 Thank you. 46 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:13,781 Vicki, this is Mr. Paul krakauer, one of the world's 47 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,110 greatest concert pianist. 48 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:19,115 And my father's one of the world's greatest captains. 49 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:21,328 Mr. Krakauer. 50 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:22,409 You're the pianist, right? 51 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:23,373 Yes. 52 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,333 Didn't I tell you? 53 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,292 We'll see you later, Mr. Krakauer. 54 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:29,752 Oh, Mr. Krakauer, I sure would like to shake your hand. 55 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:30,294 I'm sorry. 56 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,706 I don't shake hands. 57 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,634 Oh, come on, Paul. 58 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:34,303 Shake her hand. 59 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:37,130 Why, she's your biggest fan. 60 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:39,886 I don't shake anybody's hand. 61 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,009 I make it a rule. 62 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:43,095 Well, you're certainly going to play for us later, 63 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:43,811 aren't you? 64 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,100 I don't play anymore. 65 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,393 I manage musicians now. 66 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:52,147 If you'll excuse me, it was nice meeting both of you. 67 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:55,191 You think he thought we had dirty hands? 68 00:03:58,404 --> 00:03:59,034 Hi. 69 00:03:59,113 --> 00:03:59,743 Hello. 70 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,032 I'm David Jackson. 71 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:03,735 I was told to check in with a lovely young lady 72 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:05,326 named Julie McCoy. 73 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,621 What gave me away? 74 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:10,584 Was it my charming personality or my irresistible smile? 75 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:14,047 Actually, it was your name tag. 76 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:16,338 Well, welcome aboard, Mr. Jackson. 77 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:17,592 Thank you. 78 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,934 You can take the elevator to the aloha deck-- cabin 137. 79 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:21,720 Thanks very much. 80 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:22,513 Sure. 81 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,176 Hello, I'm Dr. Lisa lansmen. 82 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,017 Could you tell me where my cabin is, please. 83 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:30,943 Yes, of course. 84 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,690 You're on the promenade deck, cabin 112. 85 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,983 What branch of medicine are you in, Dr. Lansmen? 86 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,187 Psychiatry. 87 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:39,486 I'm the corporate psychologist for schuyler enterprises. 88 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:40,860 Julie: Oh. 89 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:44,367 Oh, that reminds me-- did a David Jackson check in yet? 90 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:44,950 Yes, just a second ago. 91 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,494 He's right over there. 92 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,587 Goodbye, mom. 93 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,550 I'll miss you too. 94 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,550 Of course I'll write every day. 95 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,552 Now if you'll be so kind. 96 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,934 [Inaudible] 97 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,562 Your glove. 98 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:06,558 Is he crazy? 99 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,389 Yes. 100 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:09,934 Crazy like a fox. 101 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:13,478 [Foghorn] 102 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:17,943 [Music playing] 103 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:32,924 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 104 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:33,919 I'll be finished in just a moment. 105 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:34,750 Don't worry about it. 106 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,513 Is something the matter? 107 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,764 No, no, thank you. 108 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,687 May I help you? 109 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,028 Please, I'm not a cripple. 110 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:06,072 I never said you were, sir. 111 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:06,737 I'll clean it up. 112 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:08,204 It'll just take a minute. 113 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:08,914 Leave. 114 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,453 I'll clean it myself. 115 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:13,826 [Music playing] 116 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,305 I tell you, I know that girl from somewhere. 117 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:33,059 Well, it couldn't be from here. 118 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:34,392 She said this is her first cruise. 119 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,727 Well, if you think you know her, 120 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:36,812 why don't you go over there and ask here where you met? 121 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:40,016 Oh, because that's the oldest trick in the book. 122 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,318 And if we haven't met, then she's going 123 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,610 to think I'm coming on to her. 124 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,533 Yes, but if it turns out that if you really do know her, 125 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:45,992 and you don't go over there and ask her, 126 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,372 then you'll never know if you knew her. 127 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,278 Hey, if everybody thought like you, 128 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:50,657 then people who used to know each other 129 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,833 would never get to know each other again. 130 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,412 I'll go just to get out of this conversation. 131 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,416 [Music playing] 132 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,876 It does get warm, doesn't it? 133 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:05,716 Yes, I love it. 134 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,550 I think I'll take a short swim. 135 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:08,005 How about you? 136 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,684 No thanks. 137 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:20,689 Rachel Johnson? 138 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:23,693 One of Isaac Washington's famous banana daiquiris, 139 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:27,196 compliments of your simple purser, burl Smith. 140 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,530 Thank you. 141 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:29,704 My name mean anything to you-- 142 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,412 burl Smith? 143 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,832 No, I'm afraid not. 144 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:35,501 I don't look familiar to you at all? 145 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,120 Not even this much. 146 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,916 Maybe we met at a party. 147 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,210 Why don't you tell me all the parties you've ever been too. 148 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,344 Look, I would love to stay and run through the list with you, 149 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:48,052 but I promised someone that I would take a swim with him. 150 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,054 You really must have me confused with somebody else. 151 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:50,886 I'm sorry, gopher. 152 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:56,141 Wait a minute. 153 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:57,725 How'd you know my name was gopher? 154 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,690 [Music playing] 155 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,565 Paul. 156 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:09,074 Mr. Krakauer. 157 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,945 Gilliam stockwell. 158 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,582 Listen, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you before. 159 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,079 I know I come on a little strong, 160 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,251 but listen I got a proposition for you. 161 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,250 I'm really not interested, Mr. Stockwell. 162 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,082 Well, Millie's birthday is tomorrow, 163 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,957 and I want to do something real special for her. 164 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:28,255 It's worth $5,000 to me if you play something. 165 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,631 Oh, Mr. Stockwell-- 166 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:30,757 now, come on. 167 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:33,473 I don't mean to insult you, but what do you say? 168 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:38,604 $5,000.00, one tune-- any tune you say-- long, short. 169 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:39,194 It don't matter. 170 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:41,058 Come on-- $5,000 bucks. 171 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,935 Be a sport. 172 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:43,812 I don't know what to say. 173 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:44,358 I'd honestly love to. 174 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,480 Well, then do it. 175 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:48,316 I told you I don't play anymore. 176 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:52,702 [Music playing] 177 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:58,203 [Whistle blowing] 178 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:07,956 Julie? 179 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:08,417 Yeah? 180 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,376 Julie, hi. 181 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:11,756 Listen, would you do me a favor-- 182 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,182 sure. 183 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,641 --And seat me next to David Jackson at dinner tonight? 184 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:16,811 The plant molester? 185 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:17,849 Yeah. 186 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,022 If you don't mind my asking, why? 187 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,900 Oh, well, schuyler enterprises sent me to check on him. 188 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:23,599 He used to work for them. 189 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,518 Not as a gardener, I hope. 190 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:27,727 No. 191 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,687 Matter of fact, he was about to become vice-president. 192 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,527 You know, he worked for it for about 10 years. 193 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,993 And then at the last minute, Mr. Schuyler hired his nephew 194 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,164 to do the job instead. 195 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,043 That would drive a guy nuts. 196 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,249 That is precisely what David Jackson 197 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:41,998 would like me to believe. 198 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,171 I don't understand. 199 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,329 Our company pays a sizable amount of money 200 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,338 to anybody who's disabled on the job, 201 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,589 either mentally or physically. 202 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:52,051 Oh, so he convinces you that he's crazy. 203 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,303 He gets all the money. 204 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,465 Yes. 205 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,223 Dinner for two, coming right up. 206 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,305 All right. 207 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,930 What do you call this drink? 208 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,477 I call this the aztec temple. 209 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,231 One sip, and you feel like a ruin. 210 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,194 Sounds great. 211 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,275 He's as sane as we are. 212 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,240 Oh, ladies, won't you join us? 213 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,951 The drinks are on me. 214 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,130 Man (on loudspeaker): Attention, please, 215 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,498 early seating dinner is now being 216 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,336 served in the call dining room. 217 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:36,014 I'm sorry, sir. 218 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,263 I came to turn the bed down. 219 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,255 I can come back later. 220 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,756 Oh no, please come in. 221 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,057 Please. 222 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,680 [Music playing] 223 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,242 I'd like to apologize for this morning. 224 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,118 It's all right, sir. 225 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,035 Look, let me make it up to you. 226 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,085 There's nothing to make up. 227 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,548 I'd like to buy you a drink if it's all right. 228 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,249 Honestly, it's not necessary. 229 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,668 What time do you get off duty? 230 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,928 9:00. 231 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:17,389 Perfect. 232 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,298 I don't drink. 233 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,176 You don't have to drink. 234 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,891 We can just talk. 235 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:23,353 All right. 236 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:26,022 Starlight deck? 237 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,562 I'm new here. 238 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,475 I don't know if I'm allowed to mingle with the passengers. 239 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,402 We're not going to mingle. 240 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,780 We're just going to talk. 241 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,818 [Music playing] 242 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,758 Hey, goph, did you and that mysterious beauty 243 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,010 ever uncover your darken, intriguing past? 244 00:11:57,091 --> 00:12:00,471 Nah, she said she'd never seen me before in her life. 245 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,143 Well, if you have met, I say you've made 246 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,431 your usual lasting impression. 247 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,104 Doc. 248 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,981 I'm sure that I know her. 249 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,019 Oh, hey, did you tell her that my name is gopher? 250 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,063 No, but if anyone asks you, it is. 251 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:20,494 Hey, if it isn't my old pal Rachel Johnson. 252 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,493 Listen, I know that I know you. 253 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,865 And if I ever remember where, I'm going to call you. 254 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:25,492 Even if it's in the middle of the night. 255 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,158 Please, don't bother. 256 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,035 It's no bother. 257 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:28,162 It is to me. 258 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,415 See, gopher, you do make a lasting impression-- not 259 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,502 a good one, but a lasting one. 260 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,968 [Music playing] 261 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:54,479 $10,000. 262 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,225 You can't be serious. 263 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,937 Money talks. 264 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,737 And money is now talking-- 265 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,660 $10,000's worth. 266 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:02,489 Cash on the barrel here. 267 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,203 One tune-- your choice. 268 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,664 Millie wants it. 269 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:11,285 Mr. Stockwell, for $25,000, I still couldn't play. 270 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,214 You think you're too good for us, don't you? 271 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:19,594 [Music playing] 272 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,346 Hello, Julie. 273 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,559 Did you get it all set up? 274 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,219 I sure did. 275 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:27,716 Table nine. 276 00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:29,386 He's all yours. 277 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,225 Ok, great. 278 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,399 Hello. 279 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,691 Oh, hi. 280 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:37,404 Table nine? 281 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:37,983 It sure is. 282 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,147 Won't you sit down? 283 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,395 Yes, delighted, thank you. 284 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,358 Oh, no, no, no, not there, please. 285 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,237 You'll squash Pierre. 286 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,664 Pierre? 287 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:47,542 Oh, I'm sorry. 288 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,788 Pierre the gnome, miss-- 289 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,290 Lisa lansmen. 290 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,082 Don't let me interrupt your dinner, Pierre. 291 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:53,785 Go right ahead. 292 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:54,834 May I sit down? 293 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:55,627 Please. 294 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,469 . 295 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,050 Hm? 296 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,683 What's that, Pierre? 297 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:06,051 No, I never heard that joke, Pierre. 298 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,006 Tell me. 299 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:11,596 Oh no. 300 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,854 Come on, David. 301 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,185 You know perfectly well who I am and what I'm doing here. 302 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,442 And frankly, I just don't buy your act, 303 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,283 so why don't you drop it? 304 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,858 Shh, please. 305 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,073 Let Pierre tell a joke. 306 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:26,492 [Inaudible] No, no, really. 307 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,244 Oh please, Pierre. 308 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:31,204 Pierre, there's a lady present. 309 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,787 Naughty. 310 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:37,132 [Music playing] 311 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,097 [Laughing] 312 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,731 You know, you should feel pretty flattered. 313 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:55,640 I've never asked a man to dance with me before. 314 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,358 And why did you ask me to dance? 315 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,729 Well, because I just thought it would be an excellent way 316 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:01,856 of finding out more about you. 317 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:02,902 Oh, really? 318 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,485 Now, what is it that you want to know about me? 319 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,621 Oh, little things like do you remember 320 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,328 a Mr. Schuyler and his nephew? 321 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,238 Oh, sure. 322 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,407 I remember them very well. 323 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,754 So you do remember. 324 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:17,079 [Music playing] 325 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:26,130 Krakauer-- my grandma had a krakauer piano. 326 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,336 That's my family. 327 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,426 Do you play? 328 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:30,391 Once upon a time I played. 329 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,311 Do you ever forget how? 330 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,640 Oh, I haven't forgotten how. 331 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,805 It's just too painful. 332 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,185 You won't believe this, but there's 333 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,361 a fellow on board who offered me $10,000 to play one song. 334 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,071 Honest? 335 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,201 Honest. 336 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,108 You can't play at all? 337 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,079 Gee, I feel so bad for you. 338 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,699 Isn't there some kind of cure or something? 339 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,656 I'm afraid not. 340 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:57,827 What's the problem with your foot, 341 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:58,955 if you don't mind my asking. 342 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,541 It was on my sixth birthday. 343 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:04,416 There's nothing left of the car. 344 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:07,375 My leg was broken in four places. 345 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,046 The bones in my ankle fused too early. 346 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:12,724 The outside of the foot grew, but the inside didn't. 347 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,305 But can they fix it? 348 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,350 Sure. 349 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:16,272 They always could have. 350 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,900 All that's needed is money and courage. 351 00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:23,318 And I've never had very much of either. 352 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:23,899 How much money? 353 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:29,912 Oh, around $25,000. 354 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:30,658 I guess that doesn't seem like a lot of money 355 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:34,409 to a successful man like you. 356 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,663 Yes, it does. 357 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,455 For the past few years, I haven't been that successful. 358 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,790 Don't frown. 359 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,955 You're a very pretty girl, Irene. 360 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,382 No one's ever said that to me before. 361 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,715 Thank you. 362 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:57,311 Thank you for putting a little music back into my life. 363 00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,101 [Music playing] 364 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,607 Will you excuse me for a minute? 365 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,028 I'll be right back. 366 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,870 Hi. 367 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,325 Hi. 368 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,415 I'm sorry about the way I acted in the dining room. 369 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:23,790 It was rude. 370 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,456 It's ok. 371 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,793 No, it's not. 372 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,668 You deserve more than that. 373 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,085 You're much too nice a guy. 374 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:29,973 How would you know? 375 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:32,178 You haven't met me before, have you? 376 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:35,009 Well, no, I mean you seem quite nice. 377 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:39,475 Anyway, I wanted to apologize, and I have. 378 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,848 Would you like to seal that apology with a dance? 379 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,305 Uh, no thanks. 380 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,475 Maybe some other time. 381 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:45,983 No, really. 382 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,114 I'm not much of a dancer. 383 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,151 That is exactly what ginger Rogers used 384 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:53,114 to say to Fred Astaire, but when they started dancing-- 385 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,027 a natural. 386 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,414 Ow! 387 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,491 Well, we're probably not Fred and ginger-- 388 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,747 possibly Mickey Rooney and Ann Miller. 389 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:05,000 Mickey Rooney and Mitch Miller. 390 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,633 Andy Rooney and [inaudible]. 391 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:10,380 [Music playing] 392 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,840 Anyways, in this dream, I'm being chased 393 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,346 by a giant English muffin. 394 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:21,019 David, there are plenty of perfectly normal people 395 00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,389 who have wild dreams. 396 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:27,476 Yes, but when I wake up, there are crumbs in my bed. 397 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,234 You see, I have this problem. 398 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,026 I never know when i'm dreaming or when I'm awake. 399 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:34,700 Like now-- pinch me. 400 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,740 Oh, come on, David. 401 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,493 Come on, please. 402 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,873 How else am I going to find out? 403 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,365 Well? 404 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,035 I thought I was dreaming. 405 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,634 I mean, after all, here I am, floating 406 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:50,998 in the middle of this calm sea, feeling the soft, salt breeze, 407 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,218 looking at a very beautiful woman. 408 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,299 Still, I know I'm awake. 409 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,886 Why do you say that? 410 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,471 Because if I were dreaming, I'd be kissing you. 411 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,903 [Music playing] 412 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:16,240 You're not really crazy, are you? 413 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,741 No. 414 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:18,533 Yes, you are. 415 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,445 No, I'm not. 416 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,413 Speak for yourself, pal. 417 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,543 Singing is so wonderful. (Singing) When I sing my 418 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:28,461 [inaudible] 419 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:32,252 [Music playing] 420 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,432 Ok, let me see. 421 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:42,600 We've been through grade school, junior high. 422 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,891 Ok, if it wasn't high school, then it must have been college. 423 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,435 Gopher, it's getting late. 424 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,439 I should be turning int. 425 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,440 Oh no, no, wait a minute. Let me see. 426 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,691 College. 427 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,652 Let's see-- Rachel Johnson, Rachel Johnson. 428 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,784 That's funny. 429 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,651 I had a roommate my freshman year named ray Johnson. 430 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,279 Oh, wait a minute-- 431 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,157 Rachel Johnson. 432 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,583 I'll bet you're Ray's sister, right? 433 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:06,872 Of course, I see it now. 434 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,785 You've got the same eyes and the same nose. 435 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,134 Except you're a lot prettier than he is. 436 00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,089 [Inaudible] 437 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,590 Uh, can we continue this conversation tomorrow, please? 438 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:16,672 Well, why? 439 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,297 I mean, you are Ray's sister, right? 440 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,894 Hey, wait a minute. 441 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,099 Ray's all right, isn't he? 442 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:23,890 Gopher. 443 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,845 Gopher, I am ray. 444 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:30,687 It's the truth. 445 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,233 I'm your old college roommate, ray Johnson. 446 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,203 You'll have to excuse, gopher. 447 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:47,664 He's got so much to learn about women. 448 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:51,706 [Music playing] 449 00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:16,152 Hey, come on. 450 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,193 Don't make the bed. 451 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,315 Let the girl do it. 452 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,743 I am the girl. 453 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:21,281 I know. 454 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,323 Be the girl later. 455 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,907 Right now, you're still my girl. 456 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,872 I like being your girl. 457 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:27,912 I like it too. 458 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,205 Listen, I've got a couple of hours off after 2:30. 459 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,674 Do you want to have a picnic on the fantail deck? 460 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:41,224 Wonderful. 461 00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:42,799 I've got an awfully nice dress that I save for only very 462 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:45,514 special occasions. 463 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,215 And I've got an awfully nice occasion 464 00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:49,885 for your very special dress. 465 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,515 [Music playing] 466 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,911 Do you mind if I join you? 467 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,787 No, no, i'm-- 468 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,464 I got to go on duty, though, so I'm going to have 469 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:16,672 to take off pretty quick. 470 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,172 You took off pretty quick last night too. 471 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:21,594 Yeah, I'm sorry. 472 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,263 I-- i-- I guess-- 473 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,261 no, gopher, really, it's mostly my fault 474 00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:26,803 for surprising you like that. 475 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,307 But you just kept hounding me. 476 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:29,218 I'm sorry. 477 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,056 I just-- I guess I kept hounding you 478 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:34,641 because I thought you looked like someone you used to know. 479 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,558 I am someone used to know. 480 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:38,566 Yeah. 481 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:40,568 I guess we have a lot of catching up to do. 482 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,110 Yeah. 483 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:44,653 Ok, I'll go first. 484 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:48,618 Since college, I've had an operation-- a sex change. 485 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,830 You know, if you don't want to talk about it, it's ok. 486 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:55,461 I mean, if it's too difficult. I understand. 487 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,250 Where'd you go? 488 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,503 Sweden? 489 00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:58,254 No. 490 00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,245 Schenectady. 491 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,756 The operation is legal in this country. 492 00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:03,168 But you'll never know what I went through 493 00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:04,296 before I made my decision. 494 00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,802 I mean, it was two years of therapy, tests, 495 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,385 meetings with specialists. 496 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,311 Am I keeping you from something? 497 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:12,469 No, i-- 498 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:14,307 I've got to go to work, and I just-- 499 00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:15,562 you know, gopher, you're right. 500 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:18,404 This really is very difficult for me to talk about, 501 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,320 but only because it's too difficult for you listen to. 502 00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,188 What do you mean? 503 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,234 I'm listening. 504 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,647 Well, it's obvious that I'm embarrassing you. 505 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,355 - No, I'm not embarrassed. - Oh, no? 506 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,985 Then how come you keep looking around to see if anyone 507 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,072 can overhear our conversation? 508 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,196 I'm not doing that. 509 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,202 I'm just-- i-- 510 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:32,163 forgive me, gopher, for taking up your time. 511 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,084 I mean, you know, I really thought I could hang 512 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:35,001 on to some of my old friends. 513 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,000 You proved me wrong, though. 514 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,593 It's a new life, and I guess I have to wipe the slate clean. 515 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,130 It's funny though. 516 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,463 You're one of the few I would have guessed 517 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:44,588 who could have handled it. 518 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:58,850 $25,000. 519 00:23:58,937 --> 00:23:59,767 You named the figure. 520 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,185 I believe you said you couldn't play 521 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:05,244 even if the price was $25,000. 522 00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:07,318 So let us see. 523 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:11,874 Tonight Millie and I and some very keen doubters 524 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,200 will be in the acapulco lounge. 525 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,366 Now, you play, you get a check. 526 00:24:16,454 --> 00:24:19,884 I put my money where my mouth is. 527 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:24,208 [Music playing] 528 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:34,562 Oh, good. 529 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:35,179 David, you're still here. 530 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,555 I need to talk to you. 531 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,732 All right, it won't do any good, though. 532 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:43,061 I've been talking to myself for weeks. 533 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,398 This might do you some good. 534 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:49,243 I'm going to recommend that your disability claim be honored 535 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,741 because I've been thinking about it, 536 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,662 and I decided that anyone who went to such lengths 537 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:56,161 to prove that they were insane must really be insane. 538 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,914 Well, you're the expert. 539 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,247 So if it's the money you want, you've got it. 540 00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:05,085 Well, come on. 541 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,760 I thought you'd be jumping for joy. 542 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,258 Hard to celebrate when you've just been 543 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,760 declared mentally unbalanced. 544 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:16,222 David, you know I hated doing this. 545 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:17,926 Not because I believe you're a fraud. 546 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,846 I don't anymore. 547 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,095 But I really thought that there was 548 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,306 something building between us. 549 00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:23,896 You did? 550 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,820 Yeah. 551 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,439 I really liked you, David. 552 00:25:28,526 --> 00:25:31,146 But I just can't let myself get involved with anybody 553 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:35,198 who's just not all there. 554 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,953 I'm really sorry this had to happen. 555 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,246 Lisa, wait, wait. 556 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:39,789 Come here a second. 557 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,461 Listen. 558 00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:42,039 I can't go through with this. 559 00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:44,253 You're right. 560 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:45,504 I'm a phony. 561 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:48,375 I was just pretending to be nuts to get back at schuyler. 562 00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:49,763 You came along. 563 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,629 And now it doesn't matter anymore. 564 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,676 How do I know that's true? 565 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:57,970 Just tell me what to do, and I'll prove it. 566 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:05,186 Well, maybe if you'd sign this form disclaiming. 567 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,022 Ok. 568 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,438 There. 569 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,236 Now, in honor of the occasion, let's 570 00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:12,609 do something to celebrate. 571 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:13,486 Anything you want. 572 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:14,991 You name it. 573 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:20,333 Thank you, but I have everything I want right here. 574 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,622 [Music playing] 575 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,632 Julie (on loudspeaker): Welcome to acapulco, 576 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:29,502 ladies and gentlemen. 577 00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:30,757 There's water skiing, scuba diving, 578 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:35,179 parachuting, shopping, or fabulous seafood on the beach. 579 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,850 Take your choice, but be back by 8:30. 580 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:41,849 We sail at 9:00 pm. 581 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:45,273 [Piano playing] 582 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,299 Excuse me, I don't mean to intrude. 583 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:16,682 But I'm the ship's doctor. 584 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,680 May I see those hands? 585 00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:30,397 Quite a bit of inflammation there. 586 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,482 It's going to rain tomorrow. 587 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,487 The redder my knuckles, the sooner the rain. 588 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:37,569 Well, then it ought to rain in about five minutes. 589 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:39,065 I've got to play tonight. 590 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,367 It's very important. 591 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,911 Is there something you could do to help me? 592 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:47,705 I've got some pills that may help temporarily. 593 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,171 If not, we'll just pray for a drought. 594 00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:52,841 [Music playing] 595 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:03,062 Lisa, how's it going? 596 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:05,269 Any news to report? 597 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,890 Well, it's all settled. 598 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,687 David admitted his little scheme and dropped 599 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,231 his claim against the company. 600 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:12,614 Oh, congratulations. 601 00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:13,020 You got what you wanted. 602 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:16,438 Yeah. 603 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:20,118 How come I feel so awful? 604 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:20,568 Well, you're the doctor. 605 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,117 You tell me. 606 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,620 I know this sounds terribly unprofessional, 607 00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:27,752 but I was really beginning to fall for that guy-- 608 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,291 different than any other man I've ever met. 609 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,495 You can say that again. 610 00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,415 I don't think the world's ready for any more like him. 611 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:39,675 [Inaudible] Spontaneous and fun. 612 00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:42,219 I'll tell you, we could have really had a good thing going, 613 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:44,143 but I just fouled it all up. 614 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:48,641 Lisa, as a psychiatrist, do you 615 00:28:48,726 --> 00:28:51,646 always advise your patients to run away from their problems? 616 00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:54,609 Of course not. 617 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:55,321 Then don't you think it's about time the doctor 618 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,490 followed her own prescription? 619 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,661 I mean, the worst thing that can happen 620 00:29:00,738 --> 00:29:04,158 is you can find out David's been right all along. 621 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,662 What do you mean, Julie? 622 00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:09,253 Well, if he doesn't want somebody as nice as you, 623 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:12,460 he really is crazy. 624 00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:14,002 Thank you. 625 00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:14,995 Sure. 626 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,916 [Music playing] 627 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:23,085 Sir. 628 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,718 Yes. 629 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,474 I'm wondering if I could talk to you for a moment. 630 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:27,636 Of course, gopher. What is it? 631 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:33,524 Well, do you remember Rachel? 632 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,935 She was that good looking girl that I 633 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,484 was dancing with last night. 634 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,187 Yes, yes, I think I recall her. 635 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,534 I went to college with her. 636 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,866 Mm-hm. 637 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:49,041 She was my roommate freshman year. 638 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,870 Oh. 639 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,245 Well, I know they have coed dormitories 640 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:57,303 now, but coed rooms? 641 00:29:57,378 --> 00:30:00,258 It wasn't even a coeducational college. 642 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,470 It was all guys. 643 00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:04,679 I don't understand. 644 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:09,681 When Rachel was my roommate, she was a he. 645 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:13,936 Oh-- a sex change operation. 646 00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:19,777 So you see my problem. 647 00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:21,239 Your problem? 648 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,989 Sir, I have always considered myself to be 649 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,572 an open-minded kind of person. 650 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,488 But when Rachel came to me today hoping for some understanding 651 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:32,077 and some friendship, I didn't even have 652 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,043 the courtesy to listen to her. 653 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:35,292 I just hung out a do not disturb sign. 654 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:38,545 I simply could not deal with who she has become. 655 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:42,088 And obviously an awkward situation. 656 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:44,843 Say that again. 657 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,426 But under the circumstances, I think you are 658 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:51,642 right in not getting involved. 659 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:55,774 After all, I don't know too much about these kinds of people. 660 00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:56,943 However-- 661 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,111 excuse me, sir, what do you mean 662 00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,939 by "these kinds of people"? 663 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,824 Well, you know-- 664 00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:02,741 different. 665 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,739 What do you mean by "different." 666 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:07,071 She is the same person. 667 00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:09,076 Oh, come on, gopher, really. 668 00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:12,448 She is, except that she probably has more guts 669 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,407 than both you and I combined. 670 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,417 I mean, do you have any idea what she probably 671 00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:17,919 had to go through before she even 672 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:20,131 reached the decision she did? 673 00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:23,461 The strings of doctors and the tests that you have to take, 674 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,298 and who knows what else, not to mention 675 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:29,143 the pure physical and emotional pain of the whole thing-- 676 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,810 this takes encourage. 677 00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:32,678 You really sound as if you admire her. 678 00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:33,635 I do. 679 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,475 And I resent your implication that I 680 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,190 should just desert my friend. 681 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,782 Off the record, sir, I am deeply disappointed in you. 682 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,319 I came here today because I had a major problem, 683 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:50,533 and I needed some advice, and I wind up doing all the talking. 684 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:51,447 Don't stop now. 685 00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,544 You're on a roll. 686 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:56,120 [Music playing] 687 00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:03,085 You baited me, didn't you? 688 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,763 Because you wanted me to stick up for Rachel. 689 00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:11,545 Yes. 690 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:19,438 And you came to all the correct conclusions. 691 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:23,360 You know, gopher, I have a feeling 692 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:29,411 that right now your friend could use a friend. 693 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:34,199 [Music playing] 694 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,011 Julie (on loudspeaker): Attention. 695 00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:57,096 All passengers ashore, we sail in 15 minutes. 696 00:32:57,183 --> 00:32:59,193 [Music playing] 697 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:03,904 Julia, have you seen Rachel Johnson? 698 00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:05,981 She wasn't at dinner, and I can't find 699 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,237 her in any acapulco lounge. 700 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,568 Don't tell me you're still bothering that poor girl, 701 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,034 telling her that you know her from somewhere. 702 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:13,374 I hope you're not the reason she's leaving. 703 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:14,619 Leaving? 704 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,411 Yeah, she asked me to check on flights leaving 705 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:17,794 for Los Angeles from acapulco. 706 00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:20,290 You mean she's flying home from acapulco? 707 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,923 No, she was too late for the last flight tonight. 708 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 So she's staying on board and leaving at the next port. 709 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,626 Well, why didn't you tell me that? 710 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:27,923 Gopher, you just asked me. 711 00:33:28,005 --> 00:33:29,415 I just told you. 712 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,677 I heard her. 713 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:35,469 He's getting stranger every day. 714 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,055 [Music playing] 715 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:41,515 Man (on loudspeaker): Attention, please. 716 00:33:41,602 --> 00:33:44,312 We hope enjoyed your stay in acapulco. 717 00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:46,767 Our next stop is puerto vallarta. 718 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:56,448 Isaac, bring me a scotch. 719 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,294 Make it a double. 720 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,539 You want that on the rocks, or would you rather just 721 00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:02,041 pour it over your head again? 722 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,833 [Inaudible] On the rocks, in honor of my love life. 723 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:07,746 Uh-oh, that sounds kind of bad. 724 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,047 It is. 725 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:12,680 I tried to con a terrific lady, and she ended 726 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:16,299 up making a fool out of me. 727 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,767 I never thought when I started my little crazy game that i'd 728 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:21,308 end up on the injured list. 729 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,232 Well, you know what they always say-- 730 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:27,652 there's always next season. 731 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:30,492 David, I've got to talk to you. 732 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,698 Sorry, Dr. Lansmen, I was just leaving. 733 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:33,649 Thank you, Isaac. 734 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:34,358 Well, wait a minute, David. 735 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:35,697 This will only take a minute. 736 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,832 Look, Lisa, it's all over. 737 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:38,949 You won. 738 00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:41,495 I'm sure the company will be very proud of you. 739 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,659 You're a very clever young lady. 740 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:46,168 [Music playing] 741 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,052 If I'm so bloody clever how could 742 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:56,472 I have made such a mess out of everything? 743 00:34:56,552 --> 00:34:58,262 You want to talk about it? 744 00:34:58,346 --> 00:34:59,426 You know, some problems are so hard that it's 745 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,484 very difficult for one person to deal with it alone. 746 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,400 Isaac, that's perfect. 747 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,190 Thank you. 748 00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:18,616 That's the fastest I ever helped anybody. 749 00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:20,329 This is a big night tonight, folks. 750 00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:24,709 Paul krakauer is going to play a song for my Millie. 751 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:27,459 Yeah, Paul and Millie and me go way back. 752 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,672 We're old friends. 753 00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:29,921 Way back-- right, honey? 754 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,670 When Paul krakauer told me he wanted to play tonight, 755 00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:36,127 I couldn't believe it. 756 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:39,257 I thought that he retired because of severe arthritis. 757 00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:41,465 Oh, severe isn't the word for it. 758 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:43,516 I gave him some pills for the pain, 759 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:44,889 but every time he touches those keys, 760 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:48,186 it'll be like having a tooth pulled. 761 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:49,981 Well then why is he playing? 762 00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:51,484 I guess it has to be his decision. 763 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:58,158 He asked me to introduce him, and I will, proudly. 764 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:04,948 Ladies and gentlemen. 765 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:07,287 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. 766 00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:12,594 Thank you. 767 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,720 It's a great honor for me this evening 768 00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:18,678 to reintroduce to you the world famous pianist, 769 00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:20,889 Mr. Paul krakauer. 770 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:23,060 He's consented to play for us. 771 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,969 This is the first time in many years 772 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:27,977 Mr. Krakauer has played in public. 773 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:31,270 And I, for one, have missed him sorely. 774 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:36,105 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Paul krakauer. 775 00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:39,203 [Applause] 776 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,953 How do you like that? 777 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,536 Paul's come out of retirement just to play for my Millie. 778 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:08,431 [Playing piano] 779 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:09,334 [Music playing] 780 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:19,673 Finally. 781 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,890 I've been looking over this ship for you-- 782 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,851 lounge, pirates cove, the cabin. 783 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,601 I'll bet you didn't find me. 784 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,143 No. 785 00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:33,557 I hear you're going to jump ship. 786 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:35,274 Yup. 787 00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:37,864 Just like that. 788 00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:42,150 Nothing in my life has ever been just like that. 789 00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:45,066 Gopher, this is very difficult to explain. 790 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,236 I want you to understand. 791 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,946 I never felt right as a man-- 792 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,786 never. 793 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,961 I was always more comfortable with women. 794 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:54,920 I identified with them more. 795 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:57,919 I wanted to be like them. 796 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:01,012 So I finally made a decision. 797 00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:07,601 Are you happy? 798 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:08,598 I'm very happy. 799 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:11,099 I've never regretted it, not for a minute, 800 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:14,772 well, at least not until this cruise. 801 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:16,602 I guess I was wrong. 802 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:20,727 I guess I was wrong to think that I could combine my past 803 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:21,186 and present. 804 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,145 Are you crazy? 805 00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:26,945 You just give up on a friendship that has taken years to build? 806 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:29,281 I take that as a personal insult. I liked you as a man. 807 00:39:29,366 --> 00:39:29,986 Gopher. 808 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,906 Quiet, lady. 809 00:39:31,994 --> 00:39:33,124 We were good friends in college. 810 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,294 We had a lot of laughs together. 811 00:39:34,371 --> 00:39:37,671 Now, why shouldn't I like you just because you're-- 812 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,460 just because you're a woman? 813 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:40,963 Yesterday you weren't so sure. 814 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,205 Yesterday I had a big surprise. 815 00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:45,756 Today I'm surprised at myself. 816 00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:47,721 I'm not surprised with you. 817 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,262 You've made a decision about what you're 818 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:52,385 going to do with your life. 819 00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:52,813 And I just hope it's a good decision. 820 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:55,480 That's all. 821 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,189 You're not saying all this just because you 822 00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:59,519 feel sorry for me, are you? 823 00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:00,515 No. 824 00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:02,686 I don't feel sorry for you at all. 825 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,105 However, if you had left this ship without giving me a chance 826 00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:07,404 to say what I came here to say tonight, yes, then 827 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:10,238 I would feel sorry for me. 828 00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:12,664 I'm very lucky to have a friend like you. 829 00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,623 No. 830 00:40:14,703 --> 00:40:18,333 I'm the lucky one because I used to know ray, 831 00:40:18,415 --> 00:40:20,455 and now I'm going to get to know Rachel. 832 00:40:22,419 --> 00:40:24,839 Remember that first fraternity football 833 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:26,012 game against the phi delts? 834 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,340 Yeah, that was the one where you threw 835 00:40:27,424 --> 00:40:29,184 that great block that got me into the end zone 836 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,850 for the winning touchdown. 837 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:35,679 Right, well, gopher, I have to tell you from now on, 838 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,596 that sort of thing is definitely out for me. 839 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,573 [Playing piano] 840 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:25,065 [Applause] 841 00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:34,621 That was for you, baby. 842 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,660 [Music playing] 843 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:51,512 Mr. Krakauer, for what it's worth, 844 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:52,642 you made Millie very happy. 845 00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:58,807 Thank you, Mr. Stockwell. 846 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:01,941 And you're going to make a lady very happy tonight too. 847 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:04,559 [Music playing] 848 00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:14,275 [Knocking] 849 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:15,618 Hang on. 850 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:21,959 I'm coming. 851 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:22,826 Lisa. 852 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:23,665 Come on, ladies. 853 00:42:23,749 --> 00:42:26,129 We've got a little job to do here. 854 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:28,670 Dr. Kislev, you sit right up. 855 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:33,134 [Inaudible] Come on, Dr. Amir, right over here. 856 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,837 There we go. 857 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:35,507 Oh, that's a good. 858 00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:37,894 Put that dress down, now. 859 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,272 Now, ladies, there he is. 860 00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:41,389 Lisa, what in the-- 861 00:42:41,475 --> 00:42:42,975 David, we're right in the middle of a conference. 862 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:45,190 Now, just a minute. 863 00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:46,811 What was that, honey? 864 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:49,727 Harriet, you know, he may have been in the wrong, 865 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,687 but I'm the one that feels like a skunk. 866 00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:56,527 Oh, but Dr. Kislev, I know that guilt is unhealthy. 867 00:42:56,615 --> 00:42:57,825 I'm very well aware of that. 868 00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:58,738 But I can't help myself. 869 00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:04,666 I am not overreacting, absolutely not. 870 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:08,918 I've never met a man like him before in my life. 871 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:13,633 He's imaginative and warm and loving. 872 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,716 What? 873 00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:18,011 Oh, well he's a little pigeon-toed, 874 00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:18,885 that nobody's perfect. 875 00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:24,982 Lisa, welcome aboard. 876 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:27,350 You're crazy. 877 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:30,568 Yeah, I think am crazy. 878 00:43:30,649 --> 00:43:32,649 I've been trying to get aboard for quite a while now 879 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:37,775 because I think i'm absolutely in love with you. 880 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:39,775 Oh, excuse me. 881 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:40,617 But [inaudible]. 882 00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:45,909 Thank you. 883 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,708 I hope you don't mind, we'd like to spend 884 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:48,751 the rest of this session alone. 885 00:43:57,593 --> 00:43:59,603 The little one's got great legs. 886 00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:10,356 I left you some clean towels, sir. 887 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:12,359 Irene, about the picnic, I'm sorry. 888 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:14,071 There's no need to apologize, sir. 889 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:14,571 I'm not apologizing. 890 00:44:14,651 --> 00:44:16,401 I'm explaining. 891 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,407 I was with Dr. Bricker. 892 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:21,579 He gave me some medication so I could play the piano tonight. 893 00:44:21,658 --> 00:44:23,578 I heard you. 894 00:44:23,660 --> 00:44:26,790 It was beautiful-- truly beautiful. 895 00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:30,922 I better go. 896 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:33,711 I-- it was for you. 897 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:34,296 What? 898 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,590 I was playing for you. 899 00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:37,383 You were? 900 00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:43,433 Look. 901 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,854 $25,000. 902 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:47,022 It's for you, Irene, for doctors, 903 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,691 hospitals, whatever you need. 904 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:51,770 Paul, I can't accept that. 905 00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:54,395 Irene, listen. 906 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:58,283 When I was young, my father told me I had a great gift, 907 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:02,912 but unless I was lucky, I probably wouldn't have it long. 908 00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:05,411 But as long as I had it, I had an obligation to make 909 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:09,834 the world more beautiful. 910 00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:12,875 I thought I lost the gift forever. 911 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,460 And tonight, I had a brief reprieve-- 912 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:19,837 one last opportunity. 913 00:45:19,925 --> 00:45:24,215 Let me help make your world a little more beautiful. 914 00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:28,811 Please. 915 00:45:28,892 --> 00:45:32,232 [Music playing] 916 00:45:55,752 --> 00:45:56,002 Thank you for sailing with us. 917 00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:58,006 Bye-bye. 918 00:45:58,088 --> 00:45:58,338 Hello. 919 00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:00,382 Hey. 920 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:02,756 Listen, we both want to thank you for your advice. 921 00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:04,183 It just goes to show you that expert 922 00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:05,971 counseling really does help. 923 00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:06,684 From the looks of things, looks like you 924 00:46:06,763 --> 00:46:08,853 and David patched things up. 925 00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:09,682 We sure have. 926 00:46:09,766 --> 00:46:11,686 Oh, and by the way, I called Mr. 927 00:46:11,768 --> 00:46:13,098 Schuyler, and he's going to reconsider 928 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,187 David for that vice-presidency. 929 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:17,522 I thought Mr. Schuyler hired his nephew. 930 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:18,648 He got fired. 931 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:20,114 He was driving everybody crazy. 932 00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:25,741 Krakauer, you played more beautifully than ever 933 00:46:25,824 --> 00:46:26,494 last night. 934 00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:27,195 Yeah, you're something else. 935 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,334 You said it. 936 00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:32,211 I'm going to press that night in my album of memory. 937 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:33,209 I'll never forget it. 938 00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:34,790 I'm really pleased you enjoyed it. 939 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:38,045 And Dr. Bricker, I want to especially thank you. 940 00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:38,878 My pleasure. 941 00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,462 I really mean that. 942 00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:42,627 Mr. Krakauer, I just want to shake your hand. 943 00:46:42,716 --> 00:46:45,426 Sorry, Sonny, Mr. krakauer never shakes hands. 944 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:46,351 Never. 945 00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:48,218 Let me explain that to you. 946 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,215 Well, goodbye for now. 947 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,266 I wish you the best. 948 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:51,059 Bye-bye. 949 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:00,605 Irene, I've been looking for you. 950 00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:05,072 Paul, I want to thank you for what you've done. 951 00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:11,825 But I don't have the courage to go through this operation 952 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:13,962 alone. 953 00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:15,829 Alone? 954 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:19,036 Irene, I may not be able to hold onto a glass of water, 955 00:47:19,127 --> 00:47:20,797 but you just wait and see how tightly 956 00:47:20,879 --> 00:47:22,799 I'm going to hold onto you. 957 00:47:22,881 --> 00:47:26,221 [Music playing] 958 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:40,068 So long, old buddy. 959 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:42,438 Thanks for a cruise I'll never forget. 960 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,396 Me neither. 961 00:47:44,486 --> 00:47:46,106 Listen, stay in touch, ok? 962 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:47,446 You bet I will. 963 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:49,161 Ok. 964 00:47:49,241 --> 00:47:49,951 Gopher. 965 00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,125 Hey, goph. 966 00:47:59,209 --> 00:48:00,499 Hi. 967 00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:01,456 Did you ever remember where you met that pretty lady? 968 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,795 Yeah, we figured it out. 969 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:04,800 It was in college on the football team. 970 00:48:04,881 --> 00:48:07,761 Oh, she was a cheerleader, huh? 971 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:09,893 No, left tackle. 972 00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:12,310 [Music playing]? 973 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,910 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0